back to scholl

Back in my school days, i
was sitting
in class one day and the
teacher
walked in. i decided to
jog with his mind and
asked him;
“How do you put an
elephant in the fridge?”
Teacher: I don’t know,
how??
Me: You open the door
and put it in there!
Teacher: Oh! ok.
Me: How do you put a
donkey in the fridge?
Teacher: Ohh I
know this one, you open
the
door and put it in there,
lol
gottchaa!!!
Me: No, you open the
door,
take the elephant out,
and
then you
put it in there.”
Teacher: (looking
embarrased)
ok
Me: Let’s say all the
animals went to
the lion’s birthday party,
except one
animal, which one wud
it be?
Teacher: (a bit confused,
en
rolling eyes)….
The lion…..?
Me: No,the
donkey because it’s still
in
the
fridge.
Teacher: u must be
kidding
me!!
Me: One last more
question, If there is a
river, en u know exactly
that
u usually see
it full of
crocodiles and you
wanted to
get
across it, how would
you?”
Teacher: You see, in this
case, there is no
other option, you would
need
to use the
bridge.”
Me: Lol, mscheww.. Sir,
you
would
swim across because all
the
crocodiles are at the
lions
birthday
party!”…..
Sir, u can now do
what u came
here to do.
Teacher: Let’s call it a
day.!!

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